LESS KATRINA, MORE RIHANNA

Sex, lies and videotapes always surface when you least expect them. Otherwise, orchestrate its resurfacing and use it in your favor.

Above is the alleged photo that boinked the supposed Vogue cover of RiRi. While this side of the world feast on the Katrina-Hayden sex scandal, I'm starting my own sex vid and its open for bidding. Dang!